"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko) 11/23/2016 at 18:36 • Filed to: None

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HammerheadFistpunch > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 11/23/2016 at 18:44

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I get this one!

For Sweden > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 11/23/2016 at 18:58

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America: Let’s not literally put choking hazards into children’s candy.

World: LOL America ur dumb

DanZman > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 11/23/2016 at 19:00

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I don’t get it. Help?

Rust and Dust - Oppositelock Forever > DanZman 11/23/2016 at 19:08

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Kinder Egg, hollow chocolate egg with a small toy inside. Illegal in the US due to small toy child choke hazard, but common in EU, if not the world at large.

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 11/23/2016 at 19:22

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What if a kid stuck it in their mouth? AND IT IS SOLD AS AN EDIBLE TREAT!

OT: When I am in real America (not those shitty places on the coasts where they’ve removed the gun section) and enter a Walmart, I alway have this irresistible urge to buy a box of 22LR. It adds to my ammo stash and reduces my wait time because there’s never a line at the sporting goods/gun counter (except this one time in Evanston, WY, when I bought a rifle and a. Inch of other people were at the same time). I haven’t had to buy a box during the recent 22LR drought as a result. It also reminds me of how long it has been since I’ve been to one.

DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 11/23/2016 at 19:23

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But the guns at retail stores have trigger locks and the ammo is in cases. So it’s not really irresponsible.

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > Rust and Dust - Oppositelock Forever 11/23/2016 at 19:25

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And Canada. It’s on a list of things that you cannot bring across the US-Canada border.

Viggen > Eric @ opposite-lock.com 11/23/2016 at 19:31

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I hate going into the Walmart gun section. It seriously triggers me. Irks me beyond belief that they do this.

SERIOUSLY HOW THE HELL DO YOU NOT SELL 7.62x54R?! Meh, I’m selling my Mosin for something with even more difficult to find ammo.

Rust and Dust - Oppositelock Forever > Eric @ opposite-lock.com 11/23/2016 at 19:43

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I’m a rebel.

Svend > For Sweden 11/23/2016 at 19:47

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I think this could be a song.

#guns don’t kill people,

Kinder toys do;

So do the police,

Woo woo woooooo.

Svend > DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time 11/23/2016 at 19:48

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To be pedantic. You can buy Kinder eggs in some places in America.

So there is that too. Lol.

Probenja > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 11/23/2016 at 19:57

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Funnily enough they banned Kinder eggs in Chile too, but for a totally different reason, as it “entices children to eat junk food because it has toys on it”, thus increasing obesity which is a problem here.

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > Viggen 11/23/2016 at 20:06

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LMAO

Some calibers are hard. You can’t expect them to carry anything that doesn’t fit common guns in the US... Hell, if I recall right they even carry 7.62x39mm.

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > Rust and Dust - Oppositelock Forever 11/23/2016 at 20:07

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If the US people catch you with them at the border, they’ll confiscate them...

Viggen > Eric @ opposite-lock.com 11/23/2016 at 20:44

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My local one doesn’t carry x39. I need to start bulk ordering ammo online and get away from the Turkish 8x57 surplus. 

G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > Svend 11/23/2016 at 20:48

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That’s a way better police siren joke compared to when Eminem got on Rihanna’s track and blessed us with “I’m the butt police, and I’m looking at your rear, rear, rear!”

Svend > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 11/23/2016 at 20:53

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Lol. That’s just tacky.

Sorry. I initially read that as, “I’m the butt plug, and I’m looking at your rear, rear, rear!”.

G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > Svend 11/23/2016 at 20:57

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MY SIDES!!!!!!!!!!!!

Svend > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 11/23/2016 at 20:59

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Your sides, thankfully not your butt.

G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > Svend 11/23/2016 at 21:57

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pip bip - choose Corrour > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 11/24/2016 at 02:29

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abo depiction is correct. love the Norfolk Island one.